The first time I went to India, in 2008, I picked up the paper and read about monkeys that were raiding villages and stealing food and medicine. I’m pretty sure I read that they were stealing human babies, too, although now that I try to find an article online about it I’m having a rough time finding a reliable source. Jet lag was pretty bad that first visit, so maybe I invented that part or I was reading the Indian National Enquirer.
32nd Milestone Hotel
I was staying at the 32nd Milestone Hotel in Gurgaon, a few miles from New Delhi. As I settled into bed, a leopard gecko scurried up the wall. On my way back from breakfast in the morning, two monkeys were blocking the hotel entrance until someone chased them off with a broom. That’s when I knew I would be back to visit often.
Monkey god Hanuman
Monkeys are fed and protected at temples dedicated to Hanuman, the Hindu monkey god. One of the most famous of these is Galta Ji in Jaipur, a few hours’ drive southwest of New Delhi. National Geographic has a series called Rebel Monkeys (Monkey Thieves in some countries) about the troop of 60ish rhesus macaques that live at Galta and maraud Jaipur.
We had trouble finding it — there were no tourist signs (which was great because we were the only tourists there) — but our driver asked a guy on a motorcycle who led us there several miles through the rain. Better than GPS.
Monkey oversees camera rules at Galta
We bought a bag of peanuts at the entrance and paid 200 rupees (about $4) to be able to use our cameras. The buildings were cool and there were a few monkeys wandering around. It was pretty ok, but not amazing.
Then, we heard a bell ring.
Suddenly, dozens of monkeys appeared from the rocks surrounding the area and rushed down the hill. It was feeding time. The priests distributed fresh fruits and vegetables as monkeys lined the steps and chomped away.
They mostly ignored us as our camera shutters clicked furiously. Once the fresh food was gone, some of the monkeys would pull on our pant legs to get peanuts from us.
Monkey grabs pant leg to get more treats
It was exhilarating, a highlight of my time there. The monkeys were very accustomed to humans, so I don’t think it was much more dangerous than a petting zoo, but it felt like they could go King Louie on us at any moment, which added to the excitement.
Photo gallery –
Monkey checks to see if I’m holding more peanuts
Last peanut
Student
Young rhesus macaque at Galta
Priest at Galta Monkey Temple
Galta from the top of the steps
Galta priest and monkeys on the steps
Baby rhesus macaque at Galta
Steps of Galta Monkey Temple
Priest and monkeys on the steps of Galta
Monkeys and tourists
Monkey oversees camera rules at Galta
Buffalo
Getting a photo with the foreigners
Getting a photo with the foreigners
Galta monkey temple
Religious school in the temple
Feeding monkey
Open the shoes
Monkey temple
Thank you very much
Cute little guy
Monkey back ride
Monkey temple
Passing out the last few peanuts
Giving a monkey a peanut
Handing a peanut
Old macaque at Galta
Bathing in holy water
Up the steps
Happy guy
A local
Overlooking Galta in Jaipur
Pensive monkey at Galta in Jaipur, India
Cow and monkeys
Priest and high priest at Galta
Climbing back out of a cave temple
Anybody want a peanut?
Videotaping monkeys at Galta Monkey Temple
Monkey grabs pant leg to get more treats
Giving peanuts to monkeys at Galta
Monkey family
Rhesus macaques at Galta
Feeding peanuts to monkeys
Monkey pulls my pantleg to get more treats
Young rhesus macaque at Galta
Rhesus macaque enjoying a potato
Brian and Justin among the monkeys at Galta
Rhesus monkeys enjoying cucumbers and ignoring the tourist
Never make eye contact at an intersection in Mexico City
Late merging is actually the most efficient use of road space even though it infuriates everyone else
Risking your life to teach a bad driver a lesson is illogical (you’ll never see them again) but it may benefit the rest of society
One in 10 traffic fatalities worldwide happens in New Delhi, India
That last point is of particular interest to me because I visit New Delhi once or twice a year for work. Traffic there is fascinating! I pretty much hold my camera out the window the whole commute, trying (in vain, generally) to capture some of the chaos for later.
Tourist photographing roadside monkeys
You desensitize to it slowly over time. After a dozen trips to India, the driver will still suddenly stop so I can get a picture of another pig in the road. “No, I’m good. Enough pigs,” I say, pointing to my camera to show where all the digital pigs are stored. I think he’s a little sad it has become routine.
Much of the danger and excitement of New Delhi traffic is due to the variety of road users. On a U.S. interstate, you might have variance of 10mph across vehicles sharing the road. In India, you have cars, motorbikes, scooters, pedal bikes, pull rickshaws, bike rickshaws, auto rickshaws (tuk tuks), big trucks, buses, cows, buffalo, pigs, dogs, and endless pedestrians.
Bike helmets are required in big cities (“even for women“, the signs say), but you rarely see them. If you do, it’s only for the driver and not the passenger. It’s common to see a full family on one scooter or bike, with an infant on the lap of the driver.
Safety first!
Family outing
Family of 6!
Front seat
Family of three
Family of four
Dad’s safe
Bike ride
Traffic in Jaipur
So much honking! It almost makes you laugh how incessant it is. Honking is a signal, not necessarily a warning. “I’m coming up behind you” or “I plan to pass” or “I don’t plan to stop” or “I notice you have an American tourist in your car”. I’m starting to notice nuances in the length of the honk — there seem to be nice ones and mean ones. Most of the trucks have beautifully-painted “Honk Please” and/or “Use Dippers” (flash your brights) on the back.
Truck filling up
Onions?
Economy class – “Use Dippar At Night” – “Keep Distence”
Horen Plees (Horn Please)
Blow Horn
Blow Horn – Wait for Side – Love is God
A rare “Do Not Honk!”
Some road signs plead “Lane Driving is Sane Driving” (or the less-rhyming “Safe Driving”). Drivers tend to use the middle of the road when it’s clear, moving to the left only when oncoming traffic requires it. I see a lot of lane-straddling on multi-lane roads.
When a road widens before an intersection, vehicles spread out to consume all available space. Even though they’ll have to squish back down to a lane or two after the intersection. And it works fine. I can’t see this working in the U.S. without gun shots.
Throw in some police barriers, pot holes and sink holes, and you have the makings of an entertaining daily commute.
Road repair
What strikes me most is the lack of anger and frustration. I’ve seen one fist fight and one fender bender in a dozen visits, but their scrappy driving methods work surprisingly well. You can get very resourceful when rules are just guidelines. When a one-way side road backed up due to a wreck, a couple of drivers ran to nearby shops for scrap metal and created a ramp so cars could drive over the median and borrow a lane from the other-direction road. The other drivers just shifted over — it was no big deal to have hundreds of cars driving the wrong way.
I used to play the video game California Speed at a friend’s house and had to concentrate on the drive home to suppress the urge to jump ramps and mount sidewalks like you could in the game. That’s how it is when I get back from India. Here in the U.S., roads are for cars and sidewalks are for pedestrians. And you can only honk when you really have something to say (and when your wife is not in the car). How boring.
View from Hawa Mahal
Truck filling up
Onions?
Bike rickshaw delivery
Camel ride
Elephant ride
Donkey trailer
Camel trailer
Cozy
Carpool
Shipping TVs by bike
Traffic
Rickshaw driver
Strong legs
Farmers and side-saddle rider
Family of three
Hope for light winds
Grain truck with flat tire
Auto rickshaws
Long ride
Buffalo crossing
Economy class – “Use Dippar At Night” – “Keep Distence”