In the spirit of Dog Shaming, I bring you Alarm Shaming. This was very therapeutic for me after a 2am incident with with one in my bedroom.

I knew there was a problem at 9:30 but I waited until 2am to say anything

I’m the reason the wifi keeps going out

You will never find out which room I’m chirping in

I secretly love carbon monoxide

I am actually a spy for a foreign government

The only thing I’ve ever correctly identified is bad cooking

I hate everyone who lives here