In the spirit of Dog Shaming, I bring you Alarm Shaming. This was very therapeutic for me after a 2am incident with with one in my bedroom.
I knew there was a problem at 9:30 but I waited until 2am to say anything
I’m the reason the wifi keeps going out
You will never find out which room I’m chirping in
I secretly love carbon monoxide
I am actually a spy for a foreign government
The only thing I’ve ever correctly identified is bad cooking
I hate everyone who lives here